my mommy and i were going to our church for my Jesus, mommy and me class. we arrived early so i thought i would keep myself busy in the meantime. before we got serious with work, i thought i would show my aunt margaret (office manager) my 20 month birthday gift. since she has my golf clubs ready, i thought i would show her my travel size golf kit. she was impressed!

what do you think aunt margaret? this is a what?

cool huh uncle pastor dave...i KNEW you'd like it!

okay...now to get my initial instructions, hmmmm...

this is going to be FUN! besides, joy is important when working at a church...right? how do i look?

see! it's contagious! i love my aunt cindy! she came by the front office just to see me since we haven't really connected in a while.

okay, so my first lesson is how to answer the phones. at our church it's extremely important that we are polite and professional..."good morning, calvary chapel south bay this is stephen-fua how may i help you?"

no sir, our midweek services are held on thursday nights at 7:30pm...yes, childcare is provided...no, we do not offer wine and cheese...sorry...you heard our pastor on the radio? yes, he was a biker...no, he was wanted by the fbi...what was that sir? you can relate? great! see you there!

my next session was how to check scotland yard. so...let's see...where's my daddy? hmmmm...in a meeting? how about the rest of the pastors? hmmm...some praying, some counseling...these guys are BUSY!

next step? how to exit scotland yard without messin' anything up... careful... careful... steady... ...cool!

wow! now i have to do both the phone and the computer...this can be tough...they waste no time putting me to the test...

...yes m'am, we would LOVE to send a pastor to pray for you before you go into surgery! i know JUST the right guy...who? well, he's my dad...yes, m'am my dad...is that okay or did you want another pastor or elder? no? my dad would be fine? awwww...God bless you!

and for the last step...taking down notes when answering the phone and not messin' up the church's computer network...wow! this is a lot to remember! but what fun!
-- post from stephen-fua's mommy (iPhone)